Deathtrap – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 919
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Everybody in this episode is bad at their jobs. Bad landlording, bad police proceduring, bad boy detectiving, bad Michael Landoning. Episode recap: Frasier and Niles …
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War of the Words – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 918
Dave really identified with this show cuz he loves him some spelling. Episode recap: Freddy’s in town for the National Spelling Bee, or should we …
Three Blind Dates – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 917
Did you know it’s really difficult to remember what you talked about in a podcast episode just a couple hours after you edit it? Episode …
Wheels of Fortune – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 916
In an episode that finds us deeply conflicted, one thing that’s certain is that Michael Keaton is very cool and good. Episode recap: Lilith’s half-brother …
Dave’s Proposal – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Bonus Episode
Learn all about the Ocean’s Eleven-style trickery Dave had to go through in order to keep his proposal to Diana a surprise. Dave’s Proposal – …
The Proposal – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 915
As we say goodbye to one of Frasier’s most consistent writers, Rob Hanning, we talk other people’s proposals and our own, plan a bonus episode, …
Don’t Come In Hot – Android Dreams Episode 28
In the conclusion of our Western-style side mission that took longer than any other missions, the gang learns you never wanna bring words to a …
Juvenalia – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 914
Remember when we hated Kirby? Like 3 episodes ago? That sure has shifted with the benefit of hindsight. We really get into what flattery means. …
Mother Load: Part 2 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 913
In an episode about a parent being pretty awful, we get a bit real about parents being awful. We also give the history of the …
Bully for Martin – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 911
We figure out the best possible excuse to give after a car accident, and also develop a perfect new Netflix horror movie. This is extremely …
Goo Scoop – Android Dreams Episode 27
Now we’ve got ourselves a proper CyberWestern. Horse chases! Shootouts! Goo! The line where our horses have gone Too Far. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and …
Junior Agent – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 910
Saunas are gross. This episode is late cuz Dave was at a conference and now he doesn’t remember what happens in it to write this …
Sharing Kirby – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 909
In a quite short episode, we talk about what “old” means when you’re a teenager, how dumb Kirby really is, and the point of collecting …
A Suicide Booth Kinda In the Shape of a Horse – Android Dreams Episode 26
D’you ever notice this group ends up drinking with a lot of people? Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade Numi: Twitter @ohthatnumi Adam: Twitter: @adamshaftoe …
The Two Hundredth – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 908
Dave makes a mistake about cassette tapes. Dr. Smashmouth explains and solves global warming. We analyze how the Frasier Sex Joke has evolved over 9 …
Twitch Hiatus
(Dave wrote this, so sorry for how wordy it is) To all of our friends and Twitch viewers and followers, We don’t want to go …
Bla-Z-Boy – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 907
It’s our 200th episode! Surprise! This is also a surprise to us! Whoops! Episode recap: It’s the 8th anniversary of Martin moving in with Frasier, …
Room Full of Heroes – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 906
Diana meets Dave with a challenge even she herself is not prepared to face. We go into Halloween candy habits, and just when does a …
Love Stinks – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 905
We completely forget the name of our favorite show, CSI. We had some rollerblading adventures. We explain why you can’t take it upon yourself to …
All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues – Android Dreams Episode 25
Things have gotten real Dallas up in here. Everyone loves a drunk cowboy. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade Numi: Twitter @ohthatnumi Adam: Twitter: @adamshaftoe …
The Return of Martin Crane – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 904
Diana knows a lot about Victoria’s Secret politics. Martin makes us sad again. Martin is going back to work as a security guard, and so …
The First Temptation of Daphne – Episode 903
This Frasier ep is metaphorically and literally flimsy, we had some drinks, and things get silly. Daphne gets jealous of one of Niles’ patients. Frasier …
The Jerk and the Face – Android Dreams Episode 24
So it turns out, the John Wayne-worshipping water baron is kind of a jerk. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade Numi: Twitter @ohthatnumi Adam: Twitter: …
Don Juan In Hell: Part 2 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 902
Frasier is having a complete Tyler Durden/Rob Gordon meltdown and it’s kiiiind of a lot. Episode recap: Frasier deals with making a terrible decision with …
Don Juan In Hell: Part 1 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 901
Faced with a very entertaining Frasier season opener, we instead take it a whole different direction, while also improving some other shows. We also give …
Cranes Go Caribbean – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 824
Wacky misunderstandings? Farcical setups? Sexy mishaps? This feels like we’re watching… an episode of Frasier! Episode recap: Frasier and Claire go to Belize, and everyone …
A Day In May – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 823
CW: Most of the first 13 minutes of this is about prison and parole and stuff all around it. We also get Martin’s history SUPER …
Angry Sip – Android Dreams Episode 23
Our cyber-enhanced city slickers are investigating a good old-fashioned cattle rustling, and… it goes as well as you’d expect. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade …
A Passing Fancy – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 822
Turns out that when we go an extra week without recording an episode, we get real tangent-y. There are a lot of bonkers acronyms and …
Ben Franklin’s Face On the End of a Tube – Android Dreams Episode 22
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, except when it’s Thomas the Tank Engine. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade Numi: Twitter @ohthatnumi …
Semi-Decent Proposal – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 821
This is a long, tangent-heavy one. We talk Unsolved Mysteries and the various different reasons people end up crying or not crying at movies. Episode …
The Wizard and Roz – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
It’s okay to not be into the stuff your partner is into. Just respect it and be nice? This episode gets real Ghostbusters. Not Real …
Daphne Returns – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 819
Today, we explore an episode that is simultaneously super important and super upsetting. We discuss our love for a good cholesterol salad. Dave promises to …
Baby Kissin’ Arms – Android Dreams Episode 20
The gang has summoned the combined strength of a formerly one-armed powerhouse of a charismatic leader and the powerfully-named Corporal Harrison P. Funkmeier. Them Duke …
Forgotten but Not Gone – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 818
In our last episode before a brief hiatus, we talk about the last episode of Daphne’s hiatus. We try to figure out the driving force …
It Takes Two to Tangle – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 817
Podcasting about Frasier has somehow made it hard to go an hour without mentioning Friends. Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is a bad title that lies …
This Is Not The Future I Asked For – Android Dreams Episode 19
Club Slurp gets grosser than ever. Some of us are better negotiators than others. But it’s always tough to negotiate with someone who has nothing …
Docu.Drama – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 816
Everyone was gross 20 years ago. John Glenn was awesome in so many ways. Don’t ever let your boss work for you. Episode Recap: Roz …
Hooping Cranes – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 815
Why every bar should charge full dollars for drinks. Who is the best Frasier/Friends crossover pairing? Also, Dave accidentally calls Half-Court Crane Half-Time Crane. Not …
Everyone Is Born Into a Certain Situation – Android Dreams Episode 18
Dave is sending the group after a giant, heavily-armed gang of terrorist pirates. He’s obviously trying to just TPK them, right? Right? He’s definitely trying …
Hungry Heart – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 814
It’s probably predictable at this point if we’re gonna like an episode or not, and, well, this features Kenny trying desperately to cheat on his …
Sliding Frasiers – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 813
We discuss an episode with the most topical pop culture references since that one time Martin asked his own son, “Do I make you randy?” …
Do We Get to Meet the Crab? – Android Dreams Episode 17
Imagine a conman hiring you to steal copper pipes out of an abandoned house, except instead of water the pipes are full of terrorists and …
The Show Must Go Off – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 812
Diana figures out how acting is supposed to work, with the help of a great actor pretending to be a terrible one. Episode recap: Frasier …
Motor Skills – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 811
Everyone on Frasier gets weirdly mean in this episode and it may surprise you to learn, we aren’t super into that. Episode recap: Frasier and …
Wriggling Jackets – Android Dreams Episode 16
Friendo might have a bunch of bombs (almost literally) burning a hole in her pocket, but that doesn’t make her a monster. That also doesn’t …
Cranes Unplugged – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 810
CW: There’s some gross bug stuff from 41:11 to 41:53. It’s a Patreon video episode! We talk a lot about what it was like to …
Staff Meeting – Android Dreams Episode 15
Last week, we all made a new friend. This week, we stare him down and make a few hundred newer ones. Once again, before possibly …
Frasier’s Edge – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 809
CW: In-depth discussion of weight-loss and dieting from 45:00 to 51:22 In which we discover that sometimes, what we want from our hilarious, farcical television …
Average of 211 – Android Dreams Episode 14
Everyone in the group makes a new best friend for life, while they plan to explode his workplace. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade Numi: …
Mary Christmas – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 808
Remember when they introduced Dr. Mary and it was just weird and kinda racist and didn’t fit the tone of the show at all? Well, …
The New Friend – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 807
Diana tries to out-New England Dave, and Dave tries to out-friend Diana. Episode recap: Frasier makes a new friend, and it’s Roz’s boyfriend. Or rather, …
Let’s Wag the Dog It – Android Dreams Episode 13
The gang has been hired to blow up a laboratory, but maybe they’re gonna blow everyone’s MIND instead! Also, that laboratory. Definitely also the laboratory. …
Legal Tender Love and Care – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 806
We encourage all creators to charge what they’re worth. We also encourage the show runners on the Frasier reboot to make it a superhero show. …
A Man of Ethics – Android Dreams Episode 12
Ori’s shenanigans are catching up with the rest of the group, and Friendo is On Board. With EXPLOSIVES. Cast: Dave: Twitter @slomotionwalter and twitch.tv/TGIFArcade Numi: …
Taking Liberties – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 805
Frasier turns out to be just like Garfield. Lil’ Butler is the perfect show for our generation. Editor’s note: The area of Boston Dave called …
The Great Crane Robbery – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 804
It should not be difficult to tell people you don’t drink. It also shouldn’t be difficult for TV characters to wear something other than boxers. …
Not the Bee! – Android Dreams Episode 11
Can a driver and an aristocratic fashion designer outlast an Akira-style biker gang with little more than fancy driving and a shuriken dress? Cast: Dave: …
The Bad Son – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 803
In a video episode for Patreon, we talk about our experiences riding the bus, why it’s impossible to grasp athletes’ heights, and another cyberpunk RPG …
And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon: Part 2- Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 802
We’re still kicking off the Big New Chapter in Frasier! And to celebrate, we discuss the weirdness of burger places at petting zoos and the …
Did Anyone Look At You Weird? – Android Dreams Episode 10
Everybody loves a good escort mission, right? Dave and Omar have a side game featuring Ori just taking a nice, calm drive through the city. …
And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon: Part 1 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 801
2 weeks ago we had the culmination of 7 years worth of TV, the will-they?/won’t they? of a generation. No way that could lead to …
I’m Not Getting In the Vat – Android Dreams Episode 9
When last we met, Syn and Bozidar had found a Louise, and Friendo was being asked to get in a vat. Is it the right …
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 2 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 724
People are making kind of a big deal about this episode for some reason. We really don’t get it. Episode recap: Daphne and Donny are …
Do We Have a Plan? – Android Dreams Episode 8
The gang almost has a plan. They have just about everything they need to get into this mall, but do they have what they need …
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 723
Holiday cookie parties are way more intense than you may have ever realized. We do a really deep dive into accents on the show. Episode …
Dark Side of the Moon – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 722
We improve the entire concept of the wedding shower by turning into the WWEdding shower. We detail the incredible peril behind serving yourself at a …
Sandwich of Inspiration – Android Dreams Episode 7
Our gang sure does spend a lot of time getting drinks and meeting people with suggestive names. There’s so many kinds of creepin’ and Syn …
The Three Faces of Frasier – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 721
Dave was a dishonorable Cub Scout and does psychic caricatures. Diana won’t clap someone’s face on. Episode recap: Frasier is honored with a caricature in …
To Thine Old Self Be True- Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 720
In a video episode for Patreon, Diana’s most understandable moment of childhood anger was when she couldn’t get a She-ra playset. Dave loves the kind …
It’s A Very Full Coffee Shop – Android Dreams Episode 6
There’s been a big cast shuffle as our gang of standoffish loners meets a contradictory new fixer and her own…friendlier gang at a remarkably crowded …
Morning Becomes Entertainment – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 719
Diana improves every sport in existence. Dave explains the history of livestock in America and misremembers what shepherd’s pie is. Episode recap: Frasier’s show gets …
Hot Pursuit – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 718
Why does a wig or a beard completely change how you see someone? Do industry conferences really get as crazy as TV makes them out …
I Can’t Stop Thinking About It – Android Dreams Episode 5
It’s the conclusion of our first mission! Will Viktoria fry Ori’s brain? Will Augie get past all of Secutec’s security? Will Friendo finally get to …
Whine Club – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 717
In a Patreon video episode, we really super don’t like Mel any more, Dave teaches you how to tactfully turn down a drink offer, and …
Something About Dr. Mary – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 716
We sure do talk a lot about episodes that we don’t really like. Remember how well this show handled the tricky scenarios around “Out With …
I’m Not Tryna Get This Wet – Android Dreams Episode 4
It’s Action Time! The gang attempts to break the security of a company literally named after security, equipped with a three-piece wetsuit and a centuries-old …
Something Without A Face – Android Dreams Episode 3
After a while, you just gotta get on the boat. Sometimes the things that scare you the most are the most helpful. Sometimes, they’re better …
It Only Sucks When You Fail – Android Dreams Episode 2
Where does the Stussy S come from? How does dermal plating affect bullet scarring? Is it actually any good to have contacts in a cyberpunk …
Out With Dad – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 715
Joe Keenan shows how to make pretending to be gay actually funny and not offensive. Learn about our school lunch habits and Diana’s intense snack …
Big Crane on Campus – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 714
In a lot of ways, we aren’t in Frasier’s league, but we wouldn’t still be stunned by The High School Beauty. Meet Diana’s least favorite …
They’re Playing Our Song – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 713
Our mid-technical-difficulties episode features some disappearing side characters, confusion about musicals, vague memories of early-00’s door-to-door vacuum salesmen, and the tender side of the …
RDWRER – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 712
In a video episode for EVERYONE, we attempt to recover the glory of a tragically lost episode. Diana is SUPER caffeinated. We maybe spend more …
The Fight Before Christmas- Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 711
It’s Christmas in March, and we’re back to the wacky misunderstandings and bad communication! We love Mexican food, 7-Eleven, and new podcasts that Dave’s …
Chekhov’s Tiddies – Android Dreams Episode 1
This is Android Dreams, and you can find us… at the club. Specifically Club Slurp, where you can get yourself an artistically-poured drink and also …
World Building – Android Dreams Episode 0
Do you like world building, character creation, and a constant whirring sound? Welcome to Episode 0 of Android Dreams, a cyberpunk RPG podcast. We build …
Back Talk – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 710
In a pivotal episode of Frasier, Dave is validated on a point he’s been making forever, and everyone learns how important it is to just …
The Apparent Trap – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 709
For a very topical mid-March Thanksgiving episode, we discuss when kids deserve to get compensated by their parents, if it ever makes sense to mix …
The Late Dr. Crane – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 708
In a Patreon video episode, Dave mistakenly thinks The Cutting Edge was based on a true story. Diana doesn’t get why people think German sounds …
A Tsar Is Born – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 707
Dave has a theory about where hot sauce aficionados come from. We discuss how you don’t know what’s weird about your home until ou move …
Rivals – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 706
Once again we debate the meaning of the word “dumb.” For once, everyone says the things! Too bad no one believes the things. We feel …
The Dog That Rocks the Cradle – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 705
In an episode that is just made sadder and a bit uncomfortable since the passing of John Mahoney, we have simple names people still screw …
John Mahoney Tribute Episode – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 704.5
With the news of John Mahoney’s passing, we’ve decided to hold our normal episode back a week. Instead we wanted to give a brief tribute …
Everyone’s a Critic – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 704
Lots of pet talk, as we learn about Diana’s magical escaping hamsters and our overall love for pitbulls. Dave gets real real about his dad. …
Radio Wars – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 703
Surprise, surprise: An episode about a couple of obnoxious, sexist jerks is one Dave and Diana aren’t suuuuper into. We discuss the right times to …
Father of the Bride – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 702
Diana apparently loves catalogs. How much of the Ugly Bridesmaid Dress is reality and how much is a trope? Dave has a serious cat hair …
Momma Mia – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 701
Dave gives another French lesson and Diana wonders why she’s bitten by more mosquitoes. Episode Recap: Frasier falls hard for a woman who looks exactly …
Shutout In Seattle Part 2 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 624
Dave explains the genetic history of Santa’s laugh. Diana can never order the right thing at a restaurant. We analyze 90’s slang and Frasier’s entire …
Shutout In Seattle Part 1 – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 623
In a really up-and-down episode, Dave identifies his most hated fictional character. Diana gives Dave some tips for dating her, and we figure out yet …
Visions of Daphne – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 622
Diana tells the true story about the only time she was ever sent to the principal and later gets a bit emotional. Dave makes a …
When a Man Loves Two Women – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 621
We delve into the importance of honesty in relationships (again), discuss the romantic draw of crocheting, and try to solve adultery and jealousy. Episode recap: …
Dr. Nora – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 620
It’s hard to imagine us getting more frustrated and mad about an episode of Frasier. We try to stay light, but things get rul serious. …
IQ – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 619
In our discussion about Frasier, we also talk about game theory, auctions, more Red Sox history (sorry), the problems of believing you’re The Nice Guy, …
Taps at the Montana – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 618
On today’s episode, we give our expertise on equine surgery, debate bread absorbency, and go on quite a bit of a nerd tangent. Episode recap: …
The Dinner Party – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 617
In a Patreon video episode, Dave gets the history of the bottle episode wrong, Diana tells the story of a super awkward party, and we …
Decoys – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 616
We get legitimately very philosophical on today’s episode. We discuss hunting, manipulation, and the strange comfort of finding affection from someone you don’t normally get …
To Tell the Truth – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 615
Did you know sometimes we go on tangents? Dave likes cherries almost as much as he like’s Diana liking cherries. We describe the ultimate artisan …
Three Valentines – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 614
We’re impressed by vaudeville-level silent film antics. Dave’s brother set a fire. Sex sure is confusing if you don’t like… talk to the person. Episode …
The Show Where Woody Comes Back – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 613
Where’s the line that makes a person creepy? How do you tell a person you just don’t want to hang out with them? Karaoke? Episode …
Our Parents, Ourselves – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 612
Diana gives a very clear explanation of the rules of football, we mix up our classical English female novelists, and we maybe talk too long …
Good Samaritan– Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 611
Frasier’s rehashing an old show premise, and we rehash the old murder house. Diana tells a story about mean man with one glove and Dave …
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz – Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs Episode 610
In a confusing September Christmas episode that’s also a video episode for Patreon, Diana pretends she isn’t just super into Halloween all year round. Coincidence …
Roz, A Loan – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 609
Another in what is turning into a series of very long episodes, we have a fairly deep discussion about the implications of poverty, Dave proves …
The Seal Who Came to Dinner – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 608
In a very informative episode, you can learn all about comets, meteors, hangnails, Dave’s bad habits, and young Diana’s crushes. Episode recap: A stinky seal …
How to Bury a Millionaire – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 607
Discover Dave’s favorite movie to listen to during chores, learn some important true moon facts, and hear us discuss the best worst sounds to fall …
Secret Admirer – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 606
When was the last time you heard anyone talk at length about cufflinks? Too long, right? Well, here’s your chance. We also make too many …
First Do No Harm – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 605
Learn all about our celebrity crushes, our neuroses, and a true blind not-date story. Episode recap: Frasier is dating Teri Hatcher, but she might only …
Hot Ticket – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 604
It’s more Batman talk, this time with extra muppets! Things get legitimately emotional, and Frasier isn’t as terrible of a person as usual! Episode recap: …
Dial M for Martin – Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs Episode 603
Frasier dates more models than we’ve ever met in our lives. We both forget the word stucco. You can learn about the friendly Terrorhauses. …
Sense8 – TGI Date Night Episode 36
In a video episode for Patreon, we give a surprisingly happy recommendation for Sense8. Also, Dave does an impression of Devon Sawa doing an impression …